What kind of people think it’s funny to fake out a wiener dog? You know the kind of people I mean. People who take a ball and pretend to throw it. I dart off to fetch it and realize, after making a fool of myself, that it’s still in your hand. Oh, that’s really funny! It’s easy to fake out a wiener dog because we’re so trusting. What can I say? I’m just made that way! When you finally do throw it, and I chase it down and bring it back to you. But you may notice that sometimes I don’t let go. Instead I run away with it and dare you come after me and try to get it.
Two can play at that game!