If you know a wiener dog personally, you know that we understand many words. You can’t say “walk”, “drive”, “num-nums”, or “badgers” without us going crazy. (We can’t help it. We’re just wired that way!)
You might think that it’s a good idea to spell words instead of saying them. Forget it. Wiener dogs are excellent spellers. The only thing we can’t spell is “dasch…” dochshu…” well, that’s why I refer to myself as a wiener dog. (Or am I a “weiner”dog? Whatever.)
Just this morning, Honeybunch told Ralph that I need to go see the V-E-T-E-R-I-N-A-R-I-A-N. I knew exactly what she meant. I also got very excited because I’ve never met a vegetarian before!