As you may know, wiener dogs are excellent sock hunters. We find them, chew on them and tear them up until they are no longer a danger to anyone. Whenever you do the laundry and discover that some of the socks are missing, you probably have a wiener dog nearby. No need to thank us, we’re just trying to save lives.
Today I saw a sock on Ralph’s foot. I sprang into action! I pulled it off his foot and ran outside with it! He was hollering at me, shouting words of thanks, I’m sure. It’s ok, just doing my job.
Clearly written by a man because a woman would have posted about her missing/chewed up underwear. LOL!
I should of read this first lol… I just posted the same thing! Doesn’t chew mans undies, only mine!
Or in my case, shoes
My two doxies must not be full-bred dachshunds. They aren’t interested in socks at all!
I take old socks that have holes in them and ty them up in knots, BEST TOY EVER, and no stuffing they can pull out