Most wiener dogs attended the Wiener Dog Academy when they were puppies. It was there that we learned the art of Wiener Doggery. Here are just a few of the things I and every other wiener dog learned.

1. Bark first, ask questions later.
2 See badger, chase badger.
3. The cuter you look, the more treats you’ll get.
4. People like it when you spin around in circles.
5. Never ever put your own toys away.
6. Never let on that you understand everything your master says to you.

To be continued…